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| Ophelia, Daughter of Polonious@Ophelia Hamlet<3 |
@Ophelia: I can't believe @Hamlet said he never loved me.#whatajerk
@Ophelia: He's so stupid! He can't even remember all the gifts he gave me!
@Ophelia: omg... did he really just say that...#icanteven
@Ophelia: WOMEN DONT MAKE MEN DO ANYTHING!!!!😡😠 #stopblamingfemales #whyweneedfeminism
@Ophelia: I want my bae back!😭😭😭 #babycomebacktome
@Ophelia: OMG, @Hamlet just came and sat next to me! What do I do??? #ofallpeoplewhyme
@Ophelia: After what he said earlier does he really think he can just start flirting with me?? #theaudacityofthisguy
@Ophelia: Can he be any more obvious!? Why does he have to say stuff like that when my dad is here? #heissodead
@Ophelia: He's so wrong if he thinks I'm that easy. Two can play this game.
#watchoutHamlet
@Hamlet: To be or not to be? Not to be would be a simple as falling asleep, but i might get nightmares that I can't get rid of.*sigh* life is too hard:(
@Hamlet: @Ophelia, I'm gonna give you some piece of advice. Don't mix chasteness and beauty together. Good things won't come out of it. #wisewordsofHamlet
@Hamlet: What I'm trying to say is that pretty girls are easy to lead on, and chaste girls are not as attractive.
@Hamlet: I tried to let you down easy @Ophelia, but I think it's best if I just got straight to the point.
@Hamlet: Not gonna lie, but all women do is skip around in their pretty dresses just so guys think they are cute, when in reality they just want to sleep with them. #Youknowitstrueladies #dontdenyit
@Hamlet: I just came up with a brilliant idea! I'll get the actors to act out my father's death! My uncle will be so shocked, and then I'll know for sure if he really did kill my dad. #Betterwacthout@Cladious #Hamletisnotbackingdown
@Hamlet:I did it! He was so shocked he couldn't even watch the whole play! This is just the evidence I needed to bring @Claudius down.
@Hamlet: I can't kill @Claudius while he's praying, otherwise he'll go to heaven. I guess I'll have to wait for another chance to bring him down. #imnotgivingup
@Hamlet: How dare @Gertrude scold me for upsetting @Claudius with the play! Sh'es the one who married her husband's brother! #jeez #whodoesshethinksheis
@Hamlet: @Polonious should know better than to sneak around and spy on others. Besides, killing him is not worse than killing a king and then marrying his wife. #hedeservedit
@Hamlet: @KingHalmet's ghost is right! I shouldn't waste my time arguing. I have to seek revenge, and make @Claudius pay.
@Hamlet: @Gertrude! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT BY REMARRYING,YOU HAVE COMMITTED A SIN!?!?!?!? #whycantyouunderstand???
@Ophelia: After what he said earlier does he really think he can just start flirting with me?? #theaudacityofthisguy
@Ophelia: Can he be any more obvious!? Why does he have to say stuff like that when my dad is here? #heissodead
@Ophelia: He's so wrong if he thinks I'm that easy. Two can play this game.
#watchoutHamlet
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| Hamlet, The Prince of Denmark@Hamlet Future goals: 1. Kill Claudius |
@Hamlet: To be or not to be? Not to be would be a simple as falling asleep, but i might get nightmares that I can't get rid of.*sigh* life is too hard:(
@Hamlet: @Ophelia, I'm gonna give you some piece of advice. Don't mix chasteness and beauty together. Good things won't come out of it. #wisewordsofHamlet
@Hamlet: What I'm trying to say is that pretty girls are easy to lead on, and chaste girls are not as attractive.
@Hamlet: I tried to let you down easy @Ophelia, but I think it's best if I just got straight to the point.
@Hamlet: Not gonna lie, but all women do is skip around in their pretty dresses just so guys think they are cute, when in reality they just want to sleep with them. #Youknowitstrueladies #dontdenyit
@Hamlet: I just came up with a brilliant idea! I'll get the actors to act out my father's death! My uncle will be so shocked, and then I'll know for sure if he really did kill my dad. #Betterwacthout@Cladious #Hamletisnotbackingdown
@Hamlet:I did it! He was so shocked he couldn't even watch the whole play! This is just the evidence I needed to bring @Claudius down.
@Hamlet: I can't kill @Claudius while he's praying, otherwise he'll go to heaven. I guess I'll have to wait for another chance to bring him down. #imnotgivingup
@Hamlet: How dare @Gertrude scold me for upsetting @Claudius with the play! Sh'es the one who married her husband's brother! #jeez #whodoesshethinksheis
@Hamlet: @Polonious should know better than to sneak around and spy on others. Besides, killing him is not worse than killing a king and then marrying his wife. #hedeservedit
@Hamlet: @KingHalmet's ghost is right! I shouldn't waste my time arguing. I have to seek revenge, and make @Claudius pay.
@Hamlet: @Gertrude! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT BY REMARRYING,YOU HAVE COMMITTED A SIN!?!?!?!? #whycantyouunderstand???
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